Campus Recruitments for JKC

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If you are a JKC 2012 registered student, then its time for you to have your money get worthy. Campus Recruitments are commencing from second week of December starting with Infosys....

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Microsoft Powerpoint Template for Team CSE

Hi, here is the new way of fun with technology.... Team CSE designed its new Microsoft Powerpoint Template for its use.... You can download the template from your mail attachments that were already sent.... 

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If you need it, you can get it freely by mailing us to Team CSE.... 

Have fun with Technology.... 

Crazy Computer World

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LIFE OF A COMPUTER PROFESSIONAL

A techie woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 version to Husband1.0 version and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.

In addition, Husband1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance9.5 and Personal Attention6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0 , MONEY3.0 and ESPN4.1.

Conversation8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

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The IT Help Desk Responds

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery2.0 and Flowers3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence2.5 or Beer6.1.
Please note that Beer6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly (Beta version).

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband1.0.

In summary, Husband1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking3.0 and Good Looks7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

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FUTURE GENERATION WITH COMPUTERS

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FUN FOR BEING A TECH SUPPORT

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INTERNET

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WANNA FIND THE POWER SWITCH....!!!

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LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS

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BETTER WAYS

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External Exam Schedule

Lab External:
28th of October  -  NP Lab Exam
29th of October  -  WT Lab Exam
Timings:
First Batch (501-531):  9:00 to 12:00
Second Batch (533-09501):  1:00 to 4:00

University Semester End Exam:
08-11-11       Tuesday      Web Technologies
12-11-11       Saturday      Mobile Computing
15-11-11       Tuesday       Network Programming
17-11-11       Thursday      Software Project Management
22-11-11       Tuesday       Data Mining and Data Warehousing
24-11-11       Thursday      Advanced Computer Architecture

Timings:     10:00 to 1:00

Freshers Openings

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